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Parents never have to say it's hard. And it is the hardest thing in the world. It's lousy. When you're a parent, you are making huge mistakes all the time, "Oops ... permanent damage, move on ...". Each nation is based on our success as parents, and you do not even get the chance to say it shit. You have to say things like "I can not imagine my life without my children." I can totally imagine them. In fact that's all I do. And this is not a great fantasy. I'm not at the World Series. I just sit on the chair, cheongsam masturbating and eating chocolate. That's it. (With Conan O'Brien, 2007)
You can read to your children whatever you like. There are no rules. Should be a law or two. You can call him without movement. Ffffffffffff. Just 40 F., that's his name. I would like my child to read the name of it right phrase, something like "Ladies and Gentlemen". That would be cool. Then when he does something wrong, I tell him, "Ladies and gentlemen, please!" (One Night Stand, August 2005)
I think the kids did too late and too fat in my life. You have to be young and healthy father. You must be 26 years old father who plays tight shirt with the kids I'll catch you! ", cheongsam Someone like that. I do not like that. I take them to the park and run them like dogs. "There are so twenty minutes". I stood there, panting like Tony Soprano, look at them running. "Dad, haunt us". "If someone cheongsam catches cheongsam you, maybe I'll follow him., If not - you grow up miserable" (with Jimmy Kimmel, July, 2011)
I do not judge other parents. You know that you see a mother in a toy store and she just explodes on her child: "Shut up, I hate you! You ugly". cheongsam And people say, "God, what a terrible mother". Know something? These people are not parents. They have no children. That every parent in this store thinking: "What did the boy fucker this unfortunate woman? Wish I could help." Or when you see a parent who seemed to neglect the child. You see a parent with a child at McDonald's, and the parent says to himself: "I'm tired of this shit ...", and the whole collapses and all the bags thrown around. A happy child, food fries. And he asks his mother a question like, "Mom, why the sky is blue?" And the mother replies, "Shut up and eat your french fries." And you think: "What a terrible mother! Why she does not answer her child? Failures will be a boy, I will answer all his questions, and open his mind to the wonders of the world". Know something? You have no idea what you're talking about. You can not answer the question of the child. They do not get an answer. Child never say "Oh, thank you, I understand." They just continue with more questions, "Why, why, why?", And you can not remember who you are at the end of the conversation. (One Night Stand)
I gave my girl gum flavored medicine. She did "Ugh ...", and I said "Fuck you, you and your Gloop! Can not say 'yuck', cheongsam I'm sorry! cheongsam Of this drug,". Most children in the world there is no cure. Most children in the world, when they are sick they die on a rock when I could bear it. So deal with it, "he has a cold, rang the bell of the bears and put it outside." The white girl in America. Wearing clothes made by children cheongsam at your age professionally. You can not say "yuck" on the bubble gum flavored medicine. (With Jay Leno, December, 2010)
Have physical limitations that prevent me from being a good father. For example, I always window diarrhea of 48 hours - or had diarrhea, or have within 48 hours. cheongsam And by my position on this timeline, I can stay away from home. Otherwise cheongsam I'm with diarrhea in a public toilet, and my girls are watching me and that I can not leave them alone out there. So they stand there, "Dad, I do not want ...". "Sorry, honey, you want to go to the aquarium., I said we'd take the paper and go home, but you want something special, then you should see me piss ass for two hours" (Jimmy Kimmel)
The worst thing about being a parent it's just the days you spend with your children. My childhood waking me at six in the morning. Before I had children I would knock entire careers cheongsam just because I was not up in the morning. Then you take them to school and brings them and think, "How early can I put them to bed without it would be considered child abuse? Four in the afternoon?". Put your children is murder, because they simply do not want to do it. They just lie there awake, it's like A Clockwork Orange. I just want to stop it so I can go see a taxi money and masturbate and sleep (with George cheongsam Lopez, May, 2010)
It's like "Platoon". Full of stuff you have, you have an option quantity of shit to carry, and usually a child. I see parents all over the place and simply cheongsam ... Life flattened them some basic human form. There's just this thing and it's like an ant's strength, and you just have to, you just have to do it to pass whatever we need to go from here to there. ("Time Magazine," June, 2011)
Hard to raise boys, but girls grow equally difficult. They're just different, and this difference: boys spoil things. Girls are rotten. cheongsam Boys just do damage cheongsam to the house, which can be measured in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls leave you scarred soul, then you will find, as genocide. (Chewed Up, March 2008)
I am a divorced dad, so when I'm with my girls it's just me and two little girls. And it's a challenge. cheongsam For example, we were at the airport and had to use the bathroom. When children need the services you do not get a warning.